Thursday, July 29, 2010

Lil Wayne is gonna suck after prison

It happens to all great American artists. First they'll have--what's commonly referred to as--an "ego death" by taking the right kind of drugs. An ego death is a state when one becomes completely unaware of one's self. In this state, an artist can accurately describe the observable world without thinking about consequences.

Second, the artist will be arrested for some kind of charge. 2Pac was arrested for sexual assault, while Eminem was arrested for actual assault. The artist will then be exposed to a life without the comforts provided to him by the monetary success that he achieved.

Third, the artist will be put on probation, where he will no longer be able to participate in the drug culture under penalty of imprisonment. In this scenario, he will lose his ego death, but still remain a cultural phenomenon.

Lastly, the artist will produce ego-driven works that are a mere shadow of his former self. We have our government to thank for this. Please vote (I don't because I'm usually too fuck up to drive to the voting stations...but you should).

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